At the risk of diluting the impact of my last post...
Could somene please tell me where in this article Michael Bolton says anything approaching "Yup, I'm a-getting ready to wed this here lump o' sugar". Yet the first line of the article states very decisively that Bolton was hinting at just that.
Really? Where, pray tell?
Honestly, it pisses me off how the press just fabricate things to suit their own agendas. Of course, why anyone should even give an airborne fuck about whether Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheridan are going to test-drive holy matrimony, I don't know. (Yes, I know my position is undermined by the fact that I was reading the article. Don't judge me.)
Anyway, this is less a comment on the nuptial fortunes of La Bolton and La Sheridan than a scathing, if briefly worded, indictment of the modern press. Woodward and Bernstein would have groomed an informant who could have given us the inside track not only on the possibility of a wedding, but also the potential political and social ramifications in LaLa Land. These days reporters can't even be bothered to shore up their creative writing with the old chestnut "Friends of the couple said that..." Nope, just fling out a statement and write the article without offering even a whiff of corroboration.
Seriously, it's not a big deal when it's a story about celebrity relationships, but what am I supposed to think when I read about Bird Flu, government corruption or, God forbid, the latest scientific 'research' that suggests that sheer determination can stave off a miscarriage? I'll tell you what...it makes me believe this story.